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// CHEF ORDER ROUTED · · · KEY category: ALGORITHM-HOT-SAUCE // CHEF INGEST · · · ROOK topic: RENT-VS-SALARY · status: QUEUED // CHEF ANOMALY · · · SCHRÖDI confidence: 0.0% · QUANTUM CONTAINER OPEN // CHEF QUEUED · · · BITE topic: RETENTION-LOOP · dopamine: HIGH // CHEF QBOX · · · SCHRÖDI state: |?⟩ · observe: false // CHEF HOT · · · KEY trace-log: ACTIVE · vendors: 42 // CHEF ORDER ROUTED · · · ROOK category: EAT-THE-RICH · confidence: 97% // CHEF CHEF · · · ALL status: HUNGRY · kitchen: OPEN · after-hours: YES // CHEF ORDER ROUTED · · · KEY category: ALGORITHM-HOT-SAUCE // CHEF INGEST · · · ROOK topic: RENT-VS-SALARY · status: QUEUED // CHEF ANOMALY · · · SCHRÖDI confidence: 0.0% · QUANTUM CONTAINER OPEN // CHEF QUEUED · · · BITE topic: RETENTION-LOOP · dopamine: HIGH // CHEF QBOX · · · SCHRÖDI state: |?⟩ · observe: false // CHEF HOT · · · KEY trace-log: ACTIVE · vendors: 42 // CHEF ORDER ROUTED · · · ROOK category: EAT-THE-RICH · confidence: 97% // CHEF CHEF · · · ALL status: HUNGRY · kitchen: OPEN · after-hours: YES

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